A Pelican generator that writes a capsule beside the HTML build: plain
Markdown plus per-directory .itsybitsy.toml sidecars, which a protocol daemon
converts per request to gemtext, XHTML-MP, WML or plain text.
The obstacle was recorded in the README as "smolweb reads YAML frontmatter
while Pelican uses bare Title: lines". Both halves turned out to be wrong:
itsybitsy parses no frontmatter at all, by design, and metadata lives outside
the document. So the transform is not a translation between dialects, it is a
removal, and a protocol daemon stays ignorant of one static generator.
Nothing in plugins/smolnet.py is specific to this site. Every difference is a
setting and every setting has a default, so another site enables it with
PLUGINS = ['smolnet']. It sits at the repo root for the same reason
flux.vision reaches into tobias.raayoni-last.com for lostimages.
Index entries are emitted as link-only paragraphs rather than Markdown lists,
which is not a style choice: the gemtext renderer prints a bare => line for a
paragraph holding nothing but links, and a bullet *and* a => line for a list
item, so a list would publish every entry twice. Gemini clients number link
lines themselves, so the board's dial-an-area-by-number idiom survives into
the capsule without emitting a single bracket. The trade-off is in the
docstring: the text renderer reflows such a run into prose, which costs
nothing here because randogoth.com is not getting Nex or Gopher.
Also drops a Zemanta tracking pixel that came in with a 2012 blog import and
is live on the site today, firing a third-party request on every view of that
article. It would have been worse in the capsule, where an image becomes a
visible link line advertising a dead tracker. It was the only one across all
three sites.
Verified by serving the output with the real daemon: 41 articles, 2 pages, 6
area indexes and an archive, no metadata surviving, no {filename} left,
trl@posteo.net revealed on Connect where the renderer would otherwise have
dropped it with its enclosing HTML, images served as image/png, and the index
rendering as a clean run of => lines in gemtext and as XHTML Mobile over HTTP.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>
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Title: cranky frames per second mayhem
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Category: GONZO
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Date: 2009-07-07 19:47
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Slug: cranky-frames-per-second-mayhem
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Tags: gonzo, movie, geeksauce, review, english
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i watched the sequel of Crank last night, without any expectations in
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quality and plot - but i was stunned! the video camera work is faster
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and shakier with fast cuts and beautiful fish-eye sequences - like a
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music video of aphex twin or squarepusher. the music is hysteric and
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ingenius with cranky sound effects and a more than fitting musical
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selection. all in all it's a fine piece of 90min video-art with
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adrenaline and testosterone overdose...
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the flick is peppered with graphical elements and typographic
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delicacies, live-visuals style kaleidoscope effects and colors and
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contrast always crisp to the max. there are psychedelic sequences,
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illustrated sequences, super8-aestetics, a really absurd long shot
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tribute to godzilla movies.
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the characters are exaggerated comic heroes reminding me a lot of robert
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rodriguez archetypical figures. couldn't be better! the appearance of
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david carradine as a life-craving horny old chinese triad gangster
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drooling over busty young whores is hilarious considering his current
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absurd death.
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if you have strong nerves, are used to bloody gore mayhem, explicit
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language with funny brit accent and a b-movie fan, video or VJ art geek,
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you will definetly enjoy this flick as much as i did.
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5 out of 5 stars!
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[trailer at apple.com
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](http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/crank2/)
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